false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.

Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!

by Sean Webber January 1, 2017

Neck Curtains

The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.

Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.

by Martova October 28, 2011

scotland neck

A small country town where they park in the middle of the street. No stop lights and people ride around the same streets over and over trying to see who out .. Everybody swear by The Freeze..heard its the best thing in town

Scotland Neck--Home of Chinese place that made news for the cooking raccoons

by Dj104 April 5, 2018

neck platter

The sloppy top; oral sex; blowjob

“Aye bro so did you smash the jawn?”
“Naw, I got the neck platter tho.”

by 215tiki May 9, 2019

Alligator Neck

Having a really crusty neck. The back of your neck is dry a prickly. Like Alligator skin.

Dude look at Mr. Thompson neck

Haha he has an Alligator neck

by Mr.Illuminated January 31, 2014

neck scratcher

An cock, as used in oral seks.

20:27:58 klineh i have a scratchy throat
20:28:15 Fritz McKrieg you can use my neck scratcher

by Fritzkrieg November 19, 2007

Selby necking

Where you get that fucked on drink and drugs that you just start dry humping something

Last night Bailey was that fucked up he was Selby necking that guy

by Justsomguy December 11, 2016