If nature was really mother nature, everyone that died in a storm or natural disaster would be male. Calling nature mother nature implies that nature is partial to one sex, which is like implying that nature is partial to one race or sexual orientation. Nature isn't partial to anybody or anything.
Nature is not male or female, it encompasses both sexes. Their are male plants/animals, there are female plants/animals. You also have worms, and animals like worms that are both. Humans are not like worms, they never were.
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I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!
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