vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

nature's napkins

the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.

Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.

The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.

"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"

"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"

by JimTheNickel July 3, 2009

è nature

Parody and irony of electronic nature

Man was captivated after having digitally captured è nature.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

Nature's Bidet

a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body

Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?

Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.

by Keeton1229 September 25, 2011

Huffing some natural juice

Drinking alcohol

Weezy: Yo kanye wassup up genius - wuu2?

Kanye: Weezy man im just huffing some natural juice

by CalciumKid May 11, 2009

Natural Breech

The rectal tunnel that can take on all sizes of cock during ass fucking with little or no hardship.

Typically referring to gay men.

Man: I shouldn't have went to that gay bar last night.

Friend: How's the natural breech holding up?

Man: It's not. Might need a butt plug for a while.

by FuckYoMomma September 1, 2014

Nature-dump

A nature-dump (natural dump) is the term that refers to the act of producing fecal matter in a relaxed, natural manner. Nature-dumps often take longer than normal dumps.

Benjamin had an extra long break today so he decided to take his time in the restroom and take a nature-dump.

by John Rechtman September 24, 2015