Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting

You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?

by Some_Random_Geeza February 03, 2020

Muddy Columbian

When one drinks a used Coffee Enema

"I just had a Muddy Columbian, it's my favorite drink for in the morning"

I drank a Muddy Columbian this morning

by OldHunterRuby January 31, 2022

muddy iceberg

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.

Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.

by Rtrchc December 27, 2017

Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel

Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 05, 2022

muddy butt stank

The humid poopy butt stank aroma forced through a fat girls ass crack when she sits down to fast and causes a pungent wind drift that smells of a sweaty, poopy and dirty pubic hair stench that gives males a hard on because it reminds them of butt fucking a fat girl on a hot and humid summer night

Tanya's muddy butt stank filled my nostrils like rotten cake batter that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit right after I tounge punched her fart box that resembled a boiling mud hole that I saw at Yellowstone national park while on vacation this summer.

by Fart box tounge puncher August 04, 2017

Muddy Ouroboros

To perform self-anal or autoanal on oneself using your own penis.

He took 'Go fuck yourself!' quite literally. He gave himself a muddy ouroboros.

by masonthekiller July 30, 2011