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Definitions by Theloonfromfamilyguy

muddy avalanche 

The process of jerking off (masturbating) yourself (or somebody else) to the point of climax, and the receiver orgasms while simultaneously farting and defecating themselves.
Hey is Jake ok?
“He’s gonna be out a while. Hunter gave him a muddy avalanche and he’s out stone cold.”

flickergooning 

A state in which one has gooned for so long, that their very life flickers before their eyes each time they stop themselves from reaching the very end. A highly unstable state that barely anyone has reached. Not recommended.
“Did you hear about Bob? Yeah he tried flickergooning. He’s fucking dead now.”