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Pube Monster

When a girls pubic hair grows so long that it gains consciousness and proceeds to attack the owner
'Someone help, My pube monster is attacking me'
by apexwarrior April 20, 2018
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Plot Monster

A monster in a video game that gets triggered by plot progression even if it makes no sense.
Player:" Yes! I solved the riddle"

Monster:" Hello there"

Player:" It made no noise whatsoever! How did you know? You're such a Plot Monster"
by RacletteSyrup January 28, 2021
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Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)
Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018
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wine monster

When one has too much red wine, and lips are stained purple, and begins to spill secrets and shouting absurd statements resulting in awkward moments and/ or laughs. A hangover usually occurs the following day.
"Man, Lisa sure was a wine monster last night when she said Kate and Jack should get back together in front of Jack and his friends."

"Hey Dave, I heard you were a wine monster last night."
"Yeah, I was so drunk and falling all over the place."
by OriginalWino March 11, 2010
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The amazing monster

A wonderful girl who lives in philippines. She works hard on her videos on youtube. The most liked episode is i am marry to a yakuza boss (Imtayb)
Krew fan: who is she?

Y/n: Oh shes TAM/Kat the amazing monster.
by Vendiee October 13, 2021
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Monster Turnip

Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.
An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.

-Monster Turnip Stories
by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011
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potato monster

A demon from the depths of potato hell that will nut on your pet pigeon just for fun then eat your nipples
Jim :Yo the potato monster nutted on my pet pigeon yesterday.
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away
by Preist_of_Gaming April 7, 2020
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