monged

to be so drunk your falling asleep

i am compelely and utterly monged

by david flynn November 14, 2003

cock-monger

A merchant of cock either his own or others like a he-bitch-man-pimp(Duece Bigalow) or Gigolo. Usually done from a stall in the same way as fish-mongers(on ice). Customers can thoroughly inspect the merchandise before use.

My "friend" set up his cock-mongering stall at the beach.

by Shaylen September 21, 2006

mongal

to rip some one off

"that pussy tried to mangal me"
"wtf i got mongaled at the dealership"

by gfhfkj March 14, 2009

mongel

I don't even know what a mongel is, I just wanted to be the first person to give a definition to it.

Mongel shouldn't be used it a sentence. It means nothing.

by foilgrilledchicken February 12, 2019

monga

a word to put in front of a word in place of very

1."That girl was monga hott"
2. "That bitch is monga big"

by Austin_58 June 18, 2007

Cock-Monger

A variation on the word "warmonger" that means anything that Duke Nukem says, involving his inch cock in your mouth. LoL.

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - Duke

Dude you're such a Cock-Monger!

by Duke Nukem's Pet Rhino July 26, 2012

Kike Monger

Somebody who only dates Jews. A Kike Monger may be either male or female. It is the Jewish equivalent of a Christ Monger.

I asked Mordecai out on a date but he kindly said that as a Jew he would only date Jews. Mordecai is a bonafide Kike Monger.

by Jew-Z January 8, 2013