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Mildred Pierce

Heavy ass song by Sonic Youth consisting of extremely fast shifting of power chords and heavily distorted guitar riffs
Playing Mildred Pierce on Guitar is a good way to develop Anemia caused by blood loss from the fingers.
by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023
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Snatch Mileage

How much action a womans vagina has seen over the years.
Guy#1 "I pulled up her skirt, lowered her thong and BOY! all I could see hanging down was some serious snatch mileage!"
Guy#2 "Ahh whatever man, your mama has low snatch mileage between her legs! I love it!"
Guy#1 "Hey, fuck you man...!"
by Shady Hady January 15, 2009
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500 mile rule

The amount of distance it takes to prove your love for a broad.
Lover: I walked 5500 F***ing miles to see this girl!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!
by theherkman August 12, 2011
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the mildred effect

When someone thinks they're hot shit because they've slept with 1 person, and now believe they are sex masters. Common among recently de-virginized high-school students.
Dave: What's up with Jeff, he seems a little too confident after banging Alice only once.
Mike: Oh yeah, that's The Mildred effect. Kid lost his virginity, and now he's the self-proclaimed "man."
by King Torch January 2, 2016
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rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices
I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred
by Strip$ January 19, 2016
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sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes
Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009
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St. Mildreds

A school where you need to pay for good grades and to get anywhere in life. If you come out as gay they out you to your family before sending you away. All the rich white snobs go here and always end up at strippers or no good wanna-bees.

Free therapy should be offered to everyone who goes here
Did you go to St. Mildreds? That explains a lot
by ew a dick May 7, 2021
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