Mikey

A Mikey is someone who has a tiny penis (2inch)

I mikey'd that girl and she was not pleased

by Bhasus March 25, 2016

Mickey Mouse

As in minor trophies to be won in sport.

Who cares if your team won the league cup it's a Mickey Mouse cup anyway!!!!!

by Wilsyboy April 10, 2006

mikey hans

The most beutiful man in the world,has a gigantic penis,and makes many people jealous of his large penis
all the women desire a mikey hans.

stevie: oh my fucking god i was in the locker room and this kid had a penis so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnie: ohh he must be a "mikey hans"

by sarah trast April 14, 2009

Mikey's Way

A pedophile who gets children to come to his traverse by giving them rocks from central park.

Hey little girl, I have a Mikey's way? its a pretty rock... i got it in central park. You know you want it..

by Evy. July 5, 2010

Mikey

Mikey is a savage,gangsat, and good at sports.He will cross your ankles.He good at 2k and madden.This nigga smh

Jahir:Oh shit my ankles are broken
Mikey:Thats right nigga I'm savage

by Big Dxddy March 18, 2017

Mickey

Receiving a hickey whilst watching a Disney Movie

My girlfriend gave me a Mickey on my neck while watching Nemo.

by im stefan April 18, 2018

Mikey

Mikey. That's his "cool" nickname. Mikey is a popular kid but what everyone doesnt see is how rude he is. He's a total player and he picks out peoples flaws amd holds it against them for however long he pleases. You definitley don't wanna be this kids friend and you most CERTAINLEY dont wanna be his girlfriend.

"Ugh that kid is such a player"

"He sounds like a Mikey"

"Yeah i wouldn't be suprised if that was his name"

by Mystery Person thingy August 19, 2017