Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025

Michigan Slammer

What's going to happen to Samuel if he doesn't get back from his trip in time

"No extended stays or else you'll be getting the Michigan Slammer"
-cobie_

"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel

by cobie_ June 10, 2021

Michigan Wind Strom

When a person blows on a woman's clit and she cumes from the simulation

Justin did a Michigan wind Strom and blew on jen's clit and then she would cum very hard

by Jjettas March 19, 2024

clio michigan

A state small in Michigan that is close to Saginaw and Flint

Hey are we going down to Clio Michigan

by @Claire_folcik This my tictok October 29, 2020

michigan dogan

A synonym of a powerful gender. The ugly type of genders... You know, the guy/girl/thing who constantly touchas his spaghett. He loves making doodles of transgender men, weird weddings and women with no cleavage, just a large giraffe neck. WILD BOAR!1!111!! He knows da wae, because he is filled with ebola. MWAH! MAGNIFCO! Fest(misprononsiation of fasttttttttt)(This is a complete mess..)

He's such a Michigan Dogan!
Michigan Dogan ur vry hairy!
Roses are red,
Michigan Dogan is hairy,
He touches his spaghett
And calls it Mary.

by ShaSaRazmaJa2002 March 8, 2018

Michigan roulette

6-10 people put $20 in a pot and you all drink a ton and whoever doesn’t get a DUI wins the pot and doesn’t have to pay the tab next time

Yeah me, jimmy and his buddy’s played Michigan roulette and Timmy went and got himself a dui

by Rweish2 December 5, 2021

Michiganed

Michiganed, a pilot cancelling his or her flight for an unexpected change in weather.

If you're a pilot and have to cancel your flight for a sudden change in weather, congratulations you've been Michiganed.

by Jack (7500) February 8, 2023