When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.
“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”
by Williamzmann January 27, 2021
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by melonmuncher420 March 16, 2021
Get the melonmuncher420 mug.A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.
Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."
by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021
Get the Melon mug.Melonn is the name of some guy who has a YouTube channel of a different name bc he's sensitive about the name??? Sounds dum tbh. They also have tiktok and they are slightly pog.
P1: "Woah bro I have a YouTube but I don't wanna tell you what it is, you know my tiktok tho right?"
P2: "I diagnose you with melonn"
P1: "bruh moment"
P1: "Woah bro I have a YouTube but I don't wanna tell you what it is, you know my tiktok tho right?"
P2: "I diagnose you with melonn"
P1: "bruh moment"
by Melonn_bruv May 4, 2021
Get the Melonn mug.Alex: I want to buy DHC Deep Cleansing Oil
Store Guy: Sorry, How about Mamonde?
Alex: NO
Store Guy: YES BUY IT
Alex: FINE
Store Guy: Sorry, How about Mamonde?
Alex: NO
Store Guy: YES BUY IT
Alex: FINE
by Hyebun1 May 13, 2021
Get the Mamonde mug.A melon is a type of large fruit that grows from the ground. They come in multiple varieties es and tastes such as watermelons (the most well known type) which have a green exterior and red interior, they are usually sweet tasting and very juicy. They're are also two other types, one of which is yellow inside and out with a flavor that is sweet but not as much as a watermelon and the other is grey and green on the outside and orange inside that is less sweet than the yellow varient.
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