lumberjack jeff

Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.

" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"

" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"

"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!

by That one hoe July 4, 2016

lumbunchious

A big rare looking thing

That girl looks lumbunchious

by demdomonco May 23, 2016

Lumbowl

If you are here right now you spend too much time on the Internet...

Woooooow what the heck is a lumbowl

by Frankly.lit July 27, 2016

Lumberjacking

A code name developed in many middle schools for jacking off.

*whispers to friend* " Hey Bob last night I was lumberjacking to some hot clown porn... That's the best. "

by Scruffy Luke The Wise November 16, 2016

lumberjack build

Typically when a man or women has wide shoulders, big arms, and small beer belly

That boy is hot

Yea he's totally rocking that lumberjack build

by Patrick Miller December 11, 2016

Lumberback

When you have vigorous, testerone fueled sexual Intercourse with an individual wearing nothing but a flannel and a beanie. The tempo if said Intercourse is supposed to match that of the felling of 90 year old oak trees, when an orgasm is reached "timber" is usually groaned out.

I bought my boyfriend a flannel for Christmas and I've been getting lumberbacked ever since.

by Finalformkilo February 20, 2017

lumberjackaphobia

Something wyatt tells you ot search up while you are eating lunch.

Lumberjackaphobia minecraft commands

by Real wlmart man 235347e5675745 February 21, 2017