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Larry the Cucumber 

Our lord and savior, believed to be the first living thing created by Jesus Christ, aka God. Why do we have hands, you ask? To pet Larry. To hold Larry. To hug Larry. To give all possessions to Larry. Creator of silly songs, and often tells religious stories with the much less awesome Bob the Tomato.
"And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry the Cucumber."

Larry Curtis 

TKU President, TKU Chief Executive Officer, TKU Specialist
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Larry Curtis by TKU22 December 22, 2024

Larry "move"

A Larry "move" is whenyour man is so cheap he wears childrens glasses he got from a donation bin even though he's got money.
That's a real Larry "move" there homie, your cheap.
Larry "move" by Mee2020 February 25, 2025
Drunk. Over-served. Three sheets to the wind. Fucked up like a football bat.
Steve Bannon's gin blossoms indicate his proclivity for getting larry'd up.

Larry numbers 

Getting with more than 1 person of opposite sex in one night
Damn she got with ethan and Greyson last night she was putting up Larry numbers
Larry numbers by Not cinco June 7, 2025

LARRY DINGLEBERRY

When you have a bitch ass neighbor, who snitches on you, so you shit in a bag and take it and smear all the poop around the outside of the mailbox.
Larry: Yo, that bitch karen told my mom i was ding don ditchin
Tyler: damn why she always in our business

Dan: Damn larry what you gonna do about it?
Larry: im gonna hit her the Larry dingleberry!

Everyone: Ooooooooooooooohhhh *air punching*