Kyle

Kyle is a douche that drinks Monster, is an ass, and only respects other Kyles

Kyle: fucc u dad
Dad: U little shit, get out of the bush
Kyle:*crying* I never get to do anything

by VomitGod June 18, 2019

Kyle

A gearhead who can't stop drinking monster.

"That dude is such a Kyle"

by Lerblin April 9, 2019

Kyle

A simpatron and uwu boy 123

This means that Kyle's does simping for a living

by Lucozade gel June 29, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a dude obsessed with Monster Energy Drinks and likes soccer moms and in summer switches between wet look gel or a snap back flipped back.

Older Man: "young man you better slow down on those"

Kyle : "I'll slow down on Monsters when your mom stops sucking"

Kyle's mother : "you apologize to that man this instance"

Kyle : "flips old man off"

by Døn'tJudg3M3 April 22, 2019

Kyle

the type of guy with bleached hair. posts bad memes. shitposter in general. he'll always have that one unfunny friend that you wanna knockout. kyle also uses outdated and unfunny memes.

kyle: do u know dae wae?
everyone: kyle, shut the fuck up.

by spectabels September 1, 2019

Kyle

kyle, the type of guy who shitposts really bad memes. the guy who thinks he's funny when he's not. make sure his hair is bleached

his opinions are always irrelevant too.

kyle: do u know dae wae?
everyone else: kyle shut up

by spectabels September 1, 2019

kyle

the sexiest man alive and can get any girl

he a beutfuil kyle

by raf4wuesvtdgcue5ryzdt7 December 1, 2020