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Mexican Juan

A person who is mexican and named juan ez pz lemon squeazy
by Mj (Mexican Juan) September 11, 2021
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Juan

Juan is a very perfect boy he is good at school, has a girlfriend, gets girls pregnant, never misses in bed, cracked at Fortnite, and makes good food. He likes to shave his penis hairs 24/7 bc they grow back faster then he runs for ur mom he is easy to know because its Juan everyone loves Juan and Juan loves everyone (mostly his best friends mom)
Henry: Juan you cant date 7 people
Joe: Bruh its Juan yes he can
Juan: I like beans
by Pop a lock December 9, 2021
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Juan-Pierre

Juan-Pierre - THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND also known as the ALPHA. SITH THE STALLION. Trust you don't want to make clear eye contact with him or else you will be dazzled with unbeatable love poison. Juan- Pierre is the guy to go to for everything he is the plug he is the man he is the fixer. Golden Ponny Boy becomes him. Every surfer is intimidated by him, you name it, all of them inspire to one day be as a good as Juan-pierre. THE END EVERYONE WANT TO BE Juan-Pierre.
Girl 1- OMG I saw Juan-Pierre in the hallway and we made full eye contact

Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?

Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!

Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?

Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!
by 1234Blondie1234 February 1, 2023
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Juan

juan go JUUUUAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN and is haha funne horse
juan loves to sit on the 2nd floor ledge
by Juan the Horse February 9, 2022
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juan fiddy juan

Yo jose, wanna get on some Juan fiddy Juan? Shit is dank as fuck
by Shnarff Master Weit December 7, 2017
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Juan

Its a guy really gay and he really likes poronga so much. He loves has sex with his male friends

He has bad temper and some day have a charismatic personality

meet juan its a fucking experiencie please think it a lot
juan bad temper
by PP137 February 8, 2018
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Juaning it

Someone who tax the living bread out your pockets or finesses you and makes come up off you
Oh you want these air forces ? These right here are about $350... what ?! Nah bra you Juaning it “
by LooneYTunez OG February 7, 2020
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