Coney Joney

The name that YouTube's "How Ridiculous" ascribed to the Hertzian Cone Crack after they threw glass balls off the 45 meter tower. The end that hit the ground shattered and made an off-center cone shape.

Herron: What happened to it?
Gauson: It's another Coney Joney thing!

by CharmingCharles2896 August 23, 2022

Dirty Jonny

One who plays golf and does rotational strength workouts.

He's pulling a Dirty Jonny.

by eggmantart October 16, 2022

To jont

To pee upwards and then use that pee as lube.

"Yo bro I can't wait to jont later"

by Jonter May 11, 2025

A right jonny booth

a typical autist who's banter is stale and adds no moral value to a sesh

aye tom's being a right jonny booth tonight ey boys.

by bantscants August 14, 2017

National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)

-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

Mith My Jontreen

A synonym for the phrase "jerk my penis", often used in a more causal tone amongst friends.

Friend: hey you smell bad.
You: Why don't you go Mith My Jontreen, fucker.

by heroinjemmyTNT November 15, 2022

The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024