John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.

Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021

Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.

Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.

Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!

by bigjoncleetus June 9, 2020

Jona

The most marvelous human being that has ever existed

Especially Jona Hoxhaj 😂

by Tralalaa November 22, 2021

Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023

Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina

Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself

by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023

jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.

Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*

by cantahope July 26, 2022