johnny cakes

Euphemism for Gay Sex. Taken from the most recent season of The SOpranos. Vito, being a closeted homosexual is offered Johnny Cakes by a fellow rough putter.

"Andrew keeps asking Vito if he likes Johnny Cakes"

by Marshall Bananna May 16, 2006

johnny depp

johnny depp the sexiest man ever. i wish he wasn't so old cuz then i would fuck him. hes so beautiful! hes also a great actor

johnny depp is so sexy as crybaby in the movie!!!

by crybaby...wow! December 06, 2006

johnny depp

yummiest guy in the world-its not eyeliner its coal-hes fukkin funny in pirates-hes awsome in his other movies too-brill acter-cant believe hes forty-vanessa paradice(?) is the luckiest woman in the world

Johnny Depp has his daughter's name tatooed over his heart.(isnt that sweet?)

by Jaclyn-Toni November 27, 2003

Johnny Depp

see amazing sexy perfection

Don't wanna be your Brad Pitt
Cos I'm no good in a fight
Don't wanna be your Superman
I don't look good in tights
Don't wanna be your classic rocker
Listening to Sabbath and Zepp
Cos Baby....I wanna be your Johnny Depp

* Your Johnny Depp by Testosterone *

by Cindi Lou October 07, 2006

Johnny depp

johnny depp is the deifition of hottie! He is definently the perfect man. he is hot, sexy, expierienced,loyal to his fans, a great actor, rich, o and did i mention HOTTTTTT!

if you are a total depp head then visit
www.freewebs.com/spacewhale
it is a site co-run by me im betty
come and sign the guestbook! ive got a case of j.d.o.c.d

by betty November 18, 2004

Johnny and the Sprites

the best show on playhouse disney =
it's only about 5 minutes long but it's on every day and i love it.

guy 1: DUDE, i watched Johnny and the Sprites yesterday.
i almost shit myself

guy 2: ...you would, dude.

by Tori ~ the amazing =] November 27, 2007

Johnny Depp

One of the most overrated actors that has ever lived. Johnny Depp has played about four roles that have been worth a damn: Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, and Gilbert Grape, and Sir James Matthew Barrie. People today like to equate looks with skill, and better looking people get their skills vastly overblown. I don't dispute he is quite the looker, but to say he's one of the greatest actors that's ever lived is simply assinine. He is no legend, he's a decent actor at best. He's played blandly "eccentric" characters in every single movie he's been in. If he didn't have a pretty face he would NOTHING.

If Johnny Depp wasn't so good looking, no one would think he's nearly as talented as people do now.

by TheVoiceOfReason June 26, 2005