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Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.
A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs
by FirstLast2016 June 16, 2016
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Jacob

A fat peace of crap who sit on a gay chair saying penis or chicken because he is missing a brain cell or two he says he does baseball but instead eat hotdogs at a hot dog contest and says he will beat you in a fight but he is to fat to he is usually with an Adrian and there last names are usually meyer the list of foods they eat are poop dog hotdogs child grandma snow quarters wraps eggs arrowplanes freezed cats fish and everything else
Stupid fat peace of crap he is so jacob
by BigIanDries June 1, 2018
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Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '
by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014
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Jacob Cruikshank

the very cute younger brother of Lucas Cruikshank or Fred he is also very popular on YouTube 🤗
by KaityRyann_30 July 8, 2016
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Jacob Standen

A man child and lover of all things Marvel. Able to watch the same trailer breakdown video for several hours. Confronting such person will spike an angry and unjustified outburst. Be warned, removing his hat or commenting on him crying at the end of a film will cause him to be triggered.
"What's he watching?"
"Him? That's Jacob Standen"
by RedRocketRobb June 12, 2017
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jacob hall

A fucked up kid who does crack usually on tuesdays, Also electric lettuce, Like honestly bro the kids brutally a fucked yo child please lord help him
by ALA AKABAR July 31, 2018
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Jacob Guy

by BIGDIXFLEX October 2, 2018
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