ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome

TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome: the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.

ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome: The occasional time during TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass gets extremely. annoyingly itchy. Usually an itch that just doesn't feel right scratching on your own, so you must employ a friend to do it immediately. Or some kind of utensil.

Todd:"Hey Bob, have you ever had a case of ITBS?"

Bob: "I don't think I have Todd, only TBS, what is ITBS?"

Todd: ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass cheeks are in the position of TBS, but then get extremely itchy all of a sudden. I just can't seem to scratch it properly."

Bob:"Do you need a butt scratcher?"

by canadiangirl237 November 15, 2011

Bitches get itches

This is referring to a nasty bitch with an STD.

Bitches get itches; This is referring to a nasty bitch with an STD.

Dan: How was last night;)
Robert: Bad. That bitch got an itch.

by pot.atooo October 14, 2017

fuzzy itchy fuzzy fire

dimetheyl tripamines, lyseric acid, LSD...ya know when you get the fuzzy feelings, and you feel like fire.

K: I got some fuzzy itchy fuzzy fire.
M: Let's start a bonfire!

by Kat November 28, 2004

itchin'

Almost like bitchin', but it's better times a million. Itchin' can be used to describe an event that was totally awesome.

1)shiz son, that party last night was itchin' to the max.
2)wow, i ate some totally itchin' pancakes for breakfast this morning.

by Noob Pwners April 4, 2006

Itchy still?

Itchy still is the new version of ‘itchy hands’. It describes someone who’s like to tapping, scratching his/her body parts. It is not because of you have a bad manner or you’ve influenced by the culture. It is because you have the Swine flue. The ‘Itchy still’ is the new version of ‘itchy hands’ which is another word for Swine flu.

‘Are you itchy still? You need to see a vet now’

by Itchy disease and keith my ass August 27, 2009

itchy nose syndrome

when someone, (most commonly named jack) itches his nose a lot

this syndrome is often caused by gurgling vodka and stealing innocent girls' glow sticks : (

jack has an itchy nose syndrome!

by glowstickgirl November 11, 2009

itchy willy

when you have an itchy willy

Leonie: I have an itchy willy

by Banana14523467 August 16, 2010