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internet syndrome

A psychological condition where a person spends most of their life on the internet and/or is more comfortable in internet life than real life
mum: will you ever get off social media
me: I have internet syndrome
by KayJaySaward June 21, 2014
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Internet Savant

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.
Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "
by Biffb December 15, 2008
mugGet the Internet Savantmug.

Internet gangsta

Trying to look hard thru a screen usually because they are hoping to gain the respect that they lack in their real life.
Damn that Athena sure is a internet gangsta
by Mrgoodguy August 27, 2021
mugGet the Internet gangstamug.

Internet-rape

To obliterate ones internet data cap completely and utterly by downloading a large volume of content in a short amount of time, specifically HD movies and software.
The only reason Doug went home for the holidays was to Internet-rape, staying up all night downloading every episode of Stargate. "damn that Doug, he's used up all the data cap again"
by Kiwiboiii July 4, 2010
mugGet the Internet-rapemug.

internet corn

porn, but ya know. it is corn
Damn, im so corny. im gonna have to watch so much internet corn tonight
by THIRDLEGGREG April 4, 2017
mugGet the internet cornmug.

Internet Explorer

The best web-browser in the world for downloading Mozilla Firefox.
When it comes to downloading Mozilla firefox, Internet Explorer does a magnificent job.
by John #2 July 12, 2005
mugGet the Internet Explorermug.

Internet Bisexual

1) One who frequents forums, chatrooms, or other online communities and doesn't take long to mention pointedly that he/she is a proud bisexual. The bisexual then relishes the attention from said community's more gullible and/or pathetic members. Internet Bisexuals are usually female, or males posing as females for attention.

2) By extension, anyone who lies about being bisexual or exaggerates sexual deviance for recognition or to fill a vacuum in personality.
"ZOMG where do you girls live? You should all throw on some schoolgirl outfits and come on down. We'll have ourselves a ball. ;-) <3 <3 ..."
by GMB October 9, 2004
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