internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.

Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.

by Silver Lion February 5, 2014

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Get the internet vampiremug.

That Internet Guy

The guy who feels the need to be a "troll" online. Found on Forums and social networks like FB or MYB. A clear indication they are being That Internet Guy, is when he posts on a girls' status that is 7 or 8 years younger then him, and make idle threats to seem bigger and have balls.

Did you see that guys' post on that 18 year old girl's status?

Yeah, he is totally being That Internet Guy.

by Sy T February 13, 2012

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Get the That Internet Guymug.

school internet

the dodgiest shit ever. you can easily bypass school internets, stuff that should be blocked isn't block and stuff that shouldn't be blocked is blocked. you're better of using hotspot even if it means the slowest internet ever because the school internet is guaranteed to be 5 times slower and most of the time, not even fucking work. also note that every time you visit a web page you have to sign in with your username and password which both are literally the closest to codes you can get, which makes you feel like a fucking number.

Type an example of how to use this in a sentence you say? Easy. school internet is fucking shit.

by gravysauce481 March 25, 2021

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Get the school internetmug.

internet corn

porn, but ya know. it is corn

Damn, im so corny. im gonna have to watch so much internet corn tonight

by THIRDLEGGREG April 4, 2017

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Get the internet cornmug.

Internet-rape

To obliterate ones internet data cap completely and utterly by downloading a large volume of content in a short amount of time, specifically HD movies and software.

The only reason Doug went home for the holidays was to Internet-rape, staying up all night downloading every episode of Stargate. "damn that Doug, he's used up all the data cap again"

by Kiwiboiii July 4, 2010

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