E-suck

A virtual blowjob

Damn boy i got my first ever E-suck last night, it was great!

by brandonjonsie April 4, 2017

Tornado suck

When some thot spins her head in a circular motion vigorously around the tip/head of a baited male.

That thot hurricane Katrina gave me some tornado suck last night.

by Nigfab November 29, 2017

token-sucking

An unappetizing ploy used by the desperate to retrieve subway tokens that had already been inserted into the turn stile token slot. Practitioners jammed the inside of several coin slots with gum beforehand, and then waited for riders to insert tokens which--now jammed -- failed to grant them passage.. Customers would sometimes put in several tokens before giving up. Once alone, the token sucker put her mouth over the slot and sucked the coin(s) out. The tokens were then used to ride the subway or, more often, sold at cost to strangers or fencers for slightly less than their value. The practice, which drew attention (and disgust) in the New York City subway, ended with the discontinuation of tokens in 2003.

Wilkins had the most lucrative day of token-sucking in the history of 42nd street; over ten hours, using 40 strips of well-chewed gum, he sucked out more than 100 tokens, enough to get everyone living under the bridge high for the whole weekend.

by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018

bunny suck

To steal a person's kill in a video game, often referred to in Halo 3.

Tyler can't get any kills of his own, so he bunny sucked my kill right before I killed the guy.

by cold lampinn April 4, 2009

homework suck

To receive oral sex or stimulation while you do homework.

Steve: Man i hated doing that homework last night, it was so frustrating.
Tim: Not for me, Taylor was over and she gave me some homework suck.
Steve: You lucky son of a bitch.

by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017

Suck Fuck

To Suck Fuck, verb.

When you suck so bad at something that "Suck Ass" or "Suck Dick" aren't enough.

Bro, let me spread the butter, you Suck Fuck at that shit.

by Danku-Kun September 30, 2020

Suck Points

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.

My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.

by leafenway October 20, 2012