air jenkins

When someone who thinks that are good at basketball joins your team and they turn out to be complete ass.

Tommy is such an air jenkins. He sucks.

by memesweeper May 31, 2017

Air Seeker

When a woman jumps off a high ledge and onto an erect penis

Yo I finally pulled off the air seeker last night, it took me an hour but my girlfriend loved it

by Williamsburg_YT July 03, 2019

air rub

a gesture that resembles masturbation of male genitailia. usually performed by someone who is bored or disgusted.

I was so bored with what the instructor was saying, I did an air rub to my friend, Bruce, who was there, too.

by jimbanner June 21, 2016

Warp Air

To pass any fuckwads like the breeze of a wind

See that guy Izu? I warped that air.
Yea you see that Andalisse? Warp air like shit!
Wow you know that girl Sara? She can warp your air!

by SaraQthePanda January 04, 2019

Air fern

A person with multiple diet restrictions, such gluten intolerance, nut allergies, poor methylation, lactose intolerance, etc., or who have adopted severely restricted diets, such as the Whole 30, the Keto Diet, the Paleo Diet, locavore diet, or other prescriptive eating plans. Origin: "Air ferns" are dead and dried hydrozoans that were popularized in the 1970s as low-maintenance house plants that required no food or water, only air.

It's impossible to plan a holiday dinner with all of the air ferns in my family; I can't cook a single dish that everyone can eat.

by AyKayAK March 23, 2018

Air bnd

Air Bed and Dick. How to refer to the living space of a one night stand or tinder hookup that you will only be at for the evening. Typically has an early check out.

Going to my air bnd tonight.

by therainsmelody January 20, 2020

Air Puke

Another term for gagging.

Dude - I just puked but nothing came out. What the fuck was that?
Bro - Air Puke? That's bitchin'

by Architechnologi April 29, 2011