Hello, 911?

When a friend talks about something illegal or just plain wrong you pick up your cell phone and pretend to call 911 by saying "Hello, 911?"

This is be used comically and not with any seriousness

Friend 1: *covers fries in ketchup
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?"

Friend 1: "Hey wanna go smoke up after work?"
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?

by n3st67 January 28, 2017

hello from the magic tavern

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...

I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.

by Tapzap Randomicus March 21, 2019

Hello cunt

A phrase that is used when you see someone that you want to annoy or troll and immediately killing them as soon as you say it

Also was featured in a video of Anomaly from his Twitch

Enemy:

You: *teleports in front of him* Hello cunt

Noscopes in the background

by Memelord69skrapapa April 2, 2019

Hello there

A common greeting between Star Wars fans or even strangers, when one hopes for the response "GeNeRaL kEnObI" or even "yOu ArE a BoLd OnE". If said in a British accent and proper response is not received, then one has full rights to activate their toy lightsaber and attempt to duel said offender.

I don't need to write a sentence for this, everyone knows how to properly use this but ok
HeLlO tHeRe
GeNeRaL kEnObI

by starwars10101 April 21, 2022

Hello Peter, Welcome to Fortnite

"Um, it was actually what Donald Trump said to Peter Griffin, not Joe Biden. The other definition is wrong" 🤓

Holy Crap, Donald Trump or Joe Biden (I don't fucking know)

Hello Peter, Welcome to Fortnite.

by RandomRubbishRick November 23, 2022

Hello Kitty Syndrome

The female version of the "Peter Pan Syndrome"; a grown female who behaves and/or conducts herself immaturely; childish; female that is not accepting to "grow up" and behave her own age; female regression to her childhood.

Some people would say she is having a midlife crisis at age 35 because she loves going to bars every weekend with her 21 year old friends instead of settling down. I suppose she suffers from Hello Kitty Syndrome.

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen October 30, 2014

Hello there

GENERAL KENOBI

Obi wan: hello there.
General grievous: General kenobi.

by ČräçkPīpë May 12, 2020