My Baby Goose 

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.

You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you, my baby goose.

My Baby Goose by Lewellen April 29, 2011

pushin air up in to that goose 

The act of forcing air in to the vagina during intercourse, to later result in a queef or vaginal fart.

I was just nailin this bitch within an inch of her life, I was pushin air up in to that goose

pushin air up in to that goose by CC3631 January 20, 2009

Winchester goose 

A condition in which an individual suffers from an inflated crotchal area. When suffering from the winchester goose, the significant swelling of the pelvic region can sometimes give the appearance of a fatty vagina; A ballooned vagina.

"Yo! that biatch has some wicked nasty winchester goose!! But it dont look like it has nice cushion for the pushin, it just looks fatnastay!

Winchester goose by SeenMac May 24, 2005

gooked

Having a strong cerebral high after smoking marijuana

I cant believe we smoked that whole quarter, i am so gooked; wanna get gooked?

gooked by dnett111 June 23, 2015

Goose Eggs 

Nothing; A Quantity of no significance or importance.

I went to vegas to strike it rich but came back with goose eggs.

Goose Eggs by tdlm December 17, 2008

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Goose Poop 

After enjoying a few rounds of Grey Goose, you find yourself needing to use the pooper. (At this time you will most likely be rather drunk.)
Once you get to the pooper, however, you've been deceived as you will realize you've be sitting for a countless period of time trying to rid yourself of this horrible feeling. What you've come to realize is that the nasty grey goose has dropped off a couple babies and you end up leaving the jon, unsatisfied.

"Dood, I just had the worst goose poop"
"Easy on the goose bro, you don't wanna get goose poopies"

Goose Poop by M Boa February 1, 2009