(noun): an individual that is stoned beyond functioning through ingesting hash oil. "Globtard" can also refer to a person that smokes hash oil with such regularity that his/her "normal" functioning has been irreparably impaired. You can spot a globtard usually because their mouths hang loose and rivulets of drool collect on their t shirts while they stare catatonically, neither awake nor asleep.
Dude, I can't smoke hash oil because I turn into such a globtard.
All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.
All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.
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