Swiss Goggles 

A sexual activity which involves the male putting his testicles on the eyes of his partner.

Oh Jesus, he just gave her the swiss goggles.

Swiss Goggles by Tony November 7, 2003

Harvard Goggles 

How women are typically perceived at Harvard University. This perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. For example, if a woman is a 5 outside of Harvard, she is approximately an 8 at Harvard.

WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).

"Wow! Did you see that babe over there?"
"She is maybe a four. We're on break, its time to remove your harvard goggles"

Harvard Goggles by theblacknight October 31, 2009

arabian eye goggles

when someone is asleep (or passed out) and you drop your nuts over their eyes.

when ted passed out after banging that brazilian transvestite, she soon dropped each nut into his eye sockets giving him a pair of arabian eye goggles.

arabian eye goggles by kakes November 12, 2006

Stevens Goggles 

A term that defines the copious amounts of alcohol that must be drunk, not to make a Stevens girl look more attractive, but to make a Stevens male force up the courage to talk to any female in the whole damn room. Usually results in the guy being rejected as most Stevens girls are smart enough to know how not to get date-raped or ruthied.

The guy was so fucked up from drinking that his "Stevens Goggles" blinded him to the fact that he kept telling the Stevens girl how good he could give it to her when she could tell with one look at his drunk ass that he had never gotten laid in his entire life.

Stevens Goggles by female_population_of_SIT January 31, 2008

Arabian Sun-goggles in the wind 

To hold someone down and place your balls in their eye sockets, you then proceed to fart in the recipients mouth. Arabian sun-goggles in the wind!

I built a tiny house and gave that dude a rough time with my arabian sun-goggles in the wind.

Arabian Sun-goggles in the wind by kylo nipples February 8, 2007

Brent Goggles 

When you sleep or hit on multiple fat chicks why consuming alcohol. "Brent Goggles"

I woke up next to a fat chick and blamed the Brent Goggles.

Brent Goggles by Høuse January 12, 2010

sand goggles 

used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.

if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.

sand goggles by Mike Jones May 27, 2004