I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)

Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."

by Liz Gee November 12, 2012

Front of your ass

Ones Genital area.
Normally situated in front of your asshole.

Pick up the crap off the floor or I'm going to kick the front of your ass 'till it bleeds.

by Anna 65 February 8, 2009

Froll

A kid, usually a young Caucasian male from high socio-economic standing, who attempts to troll, due to the popularization of troll culture largely caused by David Thorne's website 27bslash6.com, yet fails.

Ravi: You made this picture.

Yano: I did not make this picture it is authentic and is noterized by the United states as a leaked picture during the manhatten project. Don't ask me how he knew about me during the WWII era. due to my geniusness ( i made this a word when i turn...ed 57 and bought every dictionary company) i created a time machine when i turn 31 and due to the time paradox reciprical (a term i had named after my invention of the first time machine) when i was 31 i had to travel back in time and to tell myself of the time machine i had created. this way the world would not end due to the leak by wikileaks of the existance of me having an existance in the mahatten project. Honestly the historical accuracy of the tales of iron/steel man is pretty bad because in the series afganistan captured me/tony stark but it was actually me yano. i thought about pressing charges but i didn't due to the fact that all of my witnesses would be myself from different universes/dimensions/and points in time. ETC...

Ravi: Wow, you wasted that much time trying to troll me. I'm sorry for you, but you are such a froll.

by Tye12 April 20, 2011

no front

When you share your opinion and it sounds slightly offensive, you‘re able to say „no front“ to declare you‘re just sharing your opinion and aren‘t aiming to piss somebody off.

„I don‘t like the jacket he‘s wearing but no front.“

by Ok, cool April 21, 2020

front bum

n. The next person in line for a welfare check. An individual who usually lays outside K-Marts.

Be careful on your way out, as to not trip over the front bum.

by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

Junk in the front trunk

a massive cooch bulging out of a chick's spandex and or sweat suit

"look at that dudes package"

"Thats not a dude, its a chick with massive junk in the front trunk"

by Scum Pigeon March 7, 2009

front shitting

Front Shitting is when someone (anyone) shits onto a plate or other surface, then force feeds that shit into the vagina of a lady. Yep, the poop is in there, then the lady shits it out her vadge.

It is like taking a regular dump, just using a different hole, almost like rebirthing a dump.

It is believed this horrific deep was first thought of during a snow boarding trip to New Zealand, but no one knows for sure.

There is the high possibility that filming will start mid 2012 on the feature length film of this despicable act, taking place in Eastern Europe, with a bag full of filthy drugs and some slavish whores.

The tall fish tank repair man took a horrific shit onto a plate. Then from the other room a midget came along, dressed as a 1800's army person and forced the shit into the cunt of the lady laying on a glass table (using a canon stoker to push it into the lady's vadge). The lady then proceeded to "Front Shit" the dump onto the glass table.
Every one then decided that 'Front Shitting' is a truly horrible idea.

by FNTSHT February 18, 2010