frog monocle

An undefined or secret sexual position, usually used by inexperienced people as a joke when friends refer to the "rusty trombone" or other position. It is debated weather the frog monocle is a real position, or a joke, as the "alligator fuckhouse."

Used as a verb, i.e.: "I'm going to frog monocle you, sexy"
NOUN a noun, as in "Let's do the frog monocle."

Hey, I gave that chick a pearl necklace
Yeah, I was busy with...uh, givin' her the ol' frog monocle.

by Taylor02 April 14, 2008

FROG TICKLER

A SMALL PECKER

KERMIT HAS A FROG TICKLER

by DENISE FOUST October 15, 2008

Kermit the Frog

When a guy puts on a Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet and gives another guy a handjob

Did you hear... Nathan gave Jose a Kermit the Frog in the mens bathroom at Denny's.

by Sean and Anton February 27, 2009

Frog in the throat

The act of having a Frenchman stick his dick down your throat; getting deep-throated by a Frenchman; giving a blowjob to a Frenchman

(telephone rings)
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Lydia?
Jacques: Eh no, Lydia, she cannot speak to you at ze moment. She has got a frog in the throat

by CommanD'OH January 29, 2010

fucking the frog

you lay down on the grown and have you r girl go in the frog stance on you dick there she will go up and down on you dick while you fuck her

she did this for three days and i croked

by ddr August 30, 2005

frog legs

when you go in so deep on a girl, her lips come out and tickle your balls like a pair of frog legs. She usually needs to be kinda loose or have some large lips if you know what I'm saying.

Man that bitch definitely had some frog legs, that shit was straight tore up

by e$ the zoe December 17, 2008

frog wolloping

means to hit a frog in an angry manor without intent to hurt it enough that it will die

"last week bob was arrested for going to far when he was frog wolloping outside B&Q

by 420MUSIK June 11, 2013