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frog monocle

An undefined or secret sexual position, usually used by inexperienced people as a joke when friends refer to the "rusty trombone" or other position. It is debated weather the frog monocle is a real position, or a joke, as the "alligator fuckhouse."
Used as a verb, i.e.: "I'm going to frog monocle you, sexy"
NOUN a noun, as in "Let's do the frog monocle."

Hey, I gave that chick a pearl necklace
Yeah, I was busy with...uh, givin' her the ol' frog monocle.
by Taylor02 April 14, 2008
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FROG TICKLER

by DENISE FOUST October 15, 2008
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Kermit the Frog

When a guy puts on a Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet and gives another guy a handjob
Did you hear... Nathan gave Jose a Kermit the Frog in the mens bathroom at Denny's.
by Sean and Anton February 27, 2009
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Frog in the throat

The act of having a Frenchman stick his dick down your throat; getting deep-throated by a Frenchman; giving a blowjob to a Frenchman
(telephone rings)
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Lydia?
Jacques: Eh no, Lydia, she cannot speak to you at ze moment. She has got a frog in the throat
by CommanD'OH January 29, 2010
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fucking the frog

you lay down on the grown and have you r girl go in the frog stance on you dick there she will go up and down on you dick while you fuck her
she did this for three days and i croked
by ddr August 30, 2005
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frog legs

when you go in so deep on a girl, her lips come out and tickle your balls like a pair of frog legs. She usually needs to be kinda loose or have some large lips if you know what I'm saying.
Man that bitch definitely had some frog legs, that shit was straight tore up
by e$ the zoe December 17, 2008
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Sachel Frog

Introduction

Acris - from the Latin Acre for sharp, referring to the sharp shape of the head

crepitans - Latin for "making a crackling sound", which pertains to the mating call of this species

It's a cricket, it's a grasshopper... it's a frog!

frogs gain their name from their call which resembles that of crickets, but they are occasionally called grasshopper frogs because of their dexterity and jumping ability. This species is the best frog jumper and can jump 36 times its relative body length. The subspecies Blanchard's cricket frog (Acris crepitans blanchardi) is found in the Great Lakes region and is named after Frank Nelson Blanchard, a herpetologist who worked at the University of Michigan.
Sachel Frog has big butt and little or tooth pick legs.
by mr J.R June 3, 2010
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