friend crush

Experiencing a strong desire to become friends with a person you don't know very well. Often times, people experiencing friend crushes will exhibit nervousness, giddiness, idolatry, admiration, and clumsiness similiar to those emotions experienced when being around a regular crush.

Wow, that girl is so cool! Who is she?! I totally have a friend crush on her.

by Goldfishbutt July 18, 2006

Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Fake Friend

Someone who you think is your friend but is really a shady ass hoe.

J.P. is such a fake friend to Katherine. He only hangs out with her unless he has nothing to do.

by LaQuīsha September 19, 2017

Friend Potato

The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.

I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.

by _anonymouspotato_ February 17, 2017

quarter friend

1. A person that is there for others as a friend during tough times, crisis, and turmoil when others are not.

2. Someone others can count on to be an honest, loyal, reliable, and supportive friend.

3. When a person needs a friend and has nothing more than a quarter (coin) in their pocket, a "quarter friend" is the one they call.

4. The term is used in the song Quarter from Fuel's 2003 album Natural Selection.

Liz's friend moved away and won't speak to her anymore. Michael is there for her as a quarter friend to listen and empathize as she copes with the pain and sadness.

by silvertip257 August 25, 2013

grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021

friend crossover

Friend crossover is when one friend, introduces another friend to one of her other friends. Then, the two introduced friends, become friends = friend crossover. It can cause extreme angst with the friend who made the introduction, because now they are left at home while her former friends have crossed-over and excluded her from fancy parties and are now new besties!

Emily: I wish I never introduced Gretta to Mikayla. Now they are going to Zach's party together, and didn't even bother to invite me.
Cici: You should have known better - friend crossover never works out! Shoulda' never introduced!

by Funny Moms March 30, 2015