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French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 17, 2013
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French Cousins

Weren't you and Ryan in a three way?

Yeah, we are French cousins.
by Kazooforyou June 12, 2014
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French Road Trip

a sexual act where ones partner uses his or her tongue to trace their entire body and orifices starting with the top of the head and ending at their toes making sure not to miss any areas including but not limited to vag, wang, balls and bung hole.
Peter was so horny after dinner last night he took me on a french road trip. It was amazing!
by TRock69 February 27, 2015
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French queue

A line of people who don't follow rules of typical line-courtesy found elsewhere. An anarchic assembling for entrance at a door or gate. This is a normal behavior in France. The word pairing is an ironic construction, because it is really the opposite of a queue.
The skyway door opened and the passengers converged in an impatient French queue, shuffling slowly forward.
by Bilham October 31, 2014
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French Nap

To Fall asleep while holding your phone
by Crytopsy88 December 16, 2014
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french sword

I want to have a duel with a French sword in the bread aisle!
by Sharika January 26, 2016
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French whip

When a vicious french person attacks you with a towel in the lockerroom.
The vicious french guy in class gave me a french whip.
by Lawand1709 November 11, 2016
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