Florida 

The literal dick of the USA. Just look at a map of Florida, doesn't it look familiar?

The usual stereotype for people that live here is that they are either old folks or Cuban immigrants, as well as the home of edgy teenagers.

The weather in Florida is basically Death Valley at this point, it's so freaking hot there!

Friend: Man, Miami has been going downhill recently
Me: Cubans, that's Southern Florida for ya!

Florida by EpicCollision June 15, 2017

palmetto florida 

WHere my Boyfriend Lives

My boyfriend Justin Crocker lives in Palmetto Florida

palmetto florida by Cope Chick January 17, 2017

florida 

Breeding ground for STD's and crack children. Lame tourists, who ruin everything. The only state where you can think about pulling a crime and get beat down for it. More fake punkrock/goth/skateboard fags then an Avril Lavigne concert. And old people....they are everywhere and seek to eat your soul and make you move...and then die and smell...I miss you Ms. Johnson

3 Guys sitting on a curb discuss their future plans to come and skate....cop pulls up and gets out of car...."Are you boys skatin? You know it's illegal"....Searches guys and asks for IDs

Florida...I live here...But why?

florida by Asses Ablaze April 7, 2005

Florida 

the crunkest,realest,hardest,ghettoest state. tampa is the capital 813 run thangs down hur. tru floridians are da shit yall anint got nothin on us. it may be some old peple down here but the rest of us are 13-23 you neva been to da tru south till you get to tampa you can tell but da way we talk we from florida. there is some fine ass gurls down here and i love florida off da real

florida is the shit!

Florida by ahjah February 22, 2007

Palm Coast, Florida 

A great little City on the Florida east coast. It is between St Augustine and Daytona Beach, 60 miles south of Jacksonville. If your are looking for a lot of excitement, no night life here, lots of precipitant sports for young and old. We live here and think it is a great place to live, very little crime, check the Flagler County Sheriffs Department.

Palm Coast, Florida.

Palm Coast, Florida by den-den February 19, 2015

Central Florida 

The most boring place on earth. Too far from the theme parks and the beach to really go to them often.

Man, I'm in central florida. There isn't anything to do here.

Central Florida by Izzy'shere:) April 12, 2011

florida room 

A room similar to a living room, that every Floridian home has.

"Can we play video games in the florida room?"

florida room by Jessica Mendez June 15, 2008