Flash Bang

When you masturbate in another room till you almost cum. You then call your girlfriend or wife into the room. Upon her entrance, you cum in her eyes, thus blinding her. Once done with that, you slap your dick on her ears, thus deafening her.

Guy 1: "I gave my girl a flash bang last night."
Guy 2: "How did that go."
Guy 1: "Allow me to answer that with a question. Can I sleep at your place?"
Note: Will usually end with one angry girl.

by Gamer117 December 11, 2009

Flash Gordon

v. To run from a fugly woman.

When the HBIC figured I wasn't gonna take one for the team she went all yahtzee to nazi on my ass. So I flash gordoned the bathroom and stall stalled till she quick banging on the door.

by GotSlimed August 8, 2010

After the Flash: Mirage

Absolute fucking trash Roblox game with lots and lots of frpers, corrupt admins, dont play it, you will probably try to commit suicide about 20 minutes in.

"Fucking trash this game, after the flash: Mirage, no fun, so many idiots."

by unbentatom June 11, 2020

Flashbang

When a girl flashes you, and then hits you in the face with a door.

Steve: How'd You get a concussion?
Larry: I got flashbanged...

by Jesusxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx April 3, 2009

Gypsy in a Flash Flood

One who dresses mismatched, unflattering, or just plain goofy therefore everyone knows this person is trying to make his or her own style but failing miserably at it.

Someone who looks like they got dressed in the dark ran out of the house in whatever they through on without looking into a mirror before stepping into the world.

My god, did you look at Betty this morning? She looks like a Gypsy in a Flash Flood!

by J. Bilewicz March 30, 2007

flash drive

A small stick that nerds insert into a computer to save their video games, emulations, nude files, etc.

Also a form of weapon used by the nerd in dire times of need.

Also called "nerd switchblade"

John: " get back, or ill stick you with my 4gb flash drive! "

Sam: " okay, that pig sticker cant do anything anyway -_- "

by Jordan Shan March 14, 2008

Rodin' Flash

A music artist that creates a definition of himself on Urban Dictionary so he can gain clout.

Do wanna listen to some Rodin' Flash?

Who?

by ESSSSSSSSSSKEEEEEEEETIT January 27, 2019