Flap the gap

He fucked your mom and flaped your mom in a 2 seconed period

You that guy is flap the gap bro

by Yejegjejebe March 14, 2020

Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass

I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.

by myrtle1994 April 22, 2020

Free-flapping

To not wear any underwear. The female equivalent of freeballing.

"I am not wearing any underwear today, I'm freeballing".
"Oh, so you are free-flapping?"
"Being a female, I suppose I am!"

by Wonthaggi March 2, 2014

yawn flaps

Momentary loss of hearing accompanied by a slight loss of pressure when yawning, causing the sufferer to become temporarily deafened to comments from others.

"What was that Gerald, I didn't quite hear that I had my yawn flaps on"

"Hes being a right dick today, I'll tell him when he's got his yawn flaps on"

by Crystalfairy July 10, 2017

Bear Flap

A person who is being stupid or talking gibberish about something. Such as using miss informed information or having a rant about a particular subject.

There is no Queen Of England (Friend 1)
Mate your talking Bear flap. (Friend 2)

by Grand Adm1ral Thrawn January 28, 2022

Fart Flaps

Butt cheeks.

That one passed right through the fart flaps.

by TheBanchou July 8, 2017

flap the wings

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.

Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!

by pentozali March 24, 2008