shed faced

this is the state of inebriation required in order to got to the shed and have a good time

"Boys! Lets go to town because I'm shed faced!!"

by b0bbyray October 7, 2011

Two-faced

When someone acts nice around you but talks shit behind your back

Emma and Leah are both two-faced. They only talk to me when nobody else is around

by Dinobeth July 28, 2016

Two Faced Bastard

A person that doesn't know their dad one minute their your friend the next minute they stab you in the back basically a back stabber that doesn't know their dad

First that person was on my team, we were best of friends then that person traded on me by going to a different team and completely acting like we were never friends. That person is a Two Faced Bastard

by Jeremy Phuture August 18, 2017

smooth faced bitch

A male without a beard. A clean shaven bitch boy; a smooth faced pescatarian altar boy; a boy-scout.

John looks like a smooth faced bitch ever since he shaved his beard.

by mike litoris777 August 26, 2017

pan faced

Downs syndrome. Also panfacia, panned, panfacism.

The way Todd say he liked Star Wars so much, it was almost pan faced of him.

by James Vest April 21, 2008

dog faced straw explosion

exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"

"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man

by petwars biffle December 28, 2007

Faced-book

When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.

friend: So what did you do last night?

you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....

by dj syndo February 20, 2009