He is everyones loveable father, everyone is his child, he runs the cult which is called "The Church of Dad"
Child "Have you heard of Strict Fatherly Figure"
Stranger "No?"
Child "Hes your father"
Stranger "Okay"
Stranger "No?"
Child "Hes your father"
Stranger "Okay"
by PlsHelpMe May 17, 2018
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A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"
Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.
by bendy corgi March 11, 2019
Get the Magician Father mug.A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who takes care of all your financial needs in exchange for companionship.
He doesn't require sexual favors aka "sugar".
He doesn't require sexual favors aka "sugar".
Girl, my Sugar Father only wants to sit and talk for hours, but I get whatever I want.
A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who doesn't want the sugar.
A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who doesn't want the sugar.
by @imjustcaryn March 10, 2020
Get the Sugar Father mug.dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return
by poo January 31, 2022
Get the no father conspiracy mug.a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.
by mittens5483 November 7, 2023
Get the pounding fathers mug.A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.
Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.
Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.
Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby
by I-Am-The-Cold August 25, 2015
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