An individual, male or female, who randomly ads 'friends' to their account, despite the fact that they have never met a single one. This is done in a desperate attempt to make themselves look like they have lots and lots of friends, which is generally the exact opposite.
People are more likely to think someone is cool if they have a moderate amount of friends instead of hundreds (455 for example), since they're obviously a facebook whore.
by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx February 15, 2006
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"I had a facebook wank last night!"
"What's that?"
"I logged on, saw Sarah at the top of list opened up a picture of her and had a wank!"
"Sounds good!"
"What's that?"
"I logged on, saw Sarah at the top of list opened up a picture of her and had a wank!"
"Sounds good!"
by Jimmy Peters December 24, 2008
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someone you met and know in real life, but contact is confined to facebook for reasons other than distance.
1. when susi broke up with joe, they agreed they would remain friends. but susi didn't actually want to see joe in person, so now they're just facebook friends.
2. you know ted, my facebook friend? funny guy. he's always working though, so we never see him around.
2. you know ted, my facebook friend? funny guy. he's always working though, so we never see him around.
by thust July 27, 2008
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Get the facebooking mug.Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.
Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend
Matt - Forever alone
Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend
Matt - Forever alone
by Im-Forever-Alone January 6, 2012
Get the Facebook Friend mug.when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaustion.
"Maria commented on so many of Andy's pictures last night. She's totally facebook humping him."
"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"
"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"
by Hchamp June 19, 2007
Get the facebook humping mug.This is the moment that you realize new things about people you thought you knew in high school, childhood or whatever after reading their Facebook profile. Just like in that MAKEOVER show, the REVEAL is where it is all explained.
Looking through a facebook page you see that an old guy friend is social networking, single and interested in MEN.
I knew that Jim was a little effeminate, but through a facebook reveal, he is apparently gay.
I knew that Jim was a little effeminate, but through a facebook reveal, he is apparently gay.
by RobertoB February 4, 2009
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