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Dead-Empress

Tumblr user dead-empress owns one of the basic blogs I've ever seen, but it always in my dashboard. With over 20k followers, dead-empress has become an overnight sensation, and her atheistic bullshit is ruining my life
"Who is the basic blog on my newsfeed?" "Oh, that's dead-empress, I don't know how it happened but I'm following her. Basic as fuq"
by ertj November 15, 2014
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expressionate

Having or showing overly expressive gestures especially in the face.
She is very expressionate.
by ddefa December 12, 2007
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Double Dutch Expressways

The act of placing two sisters side by side on a twin sized bed, and shitting between each sisters tits. (From this point on you will use your dick.) Get your cock really hard and start to titty fuck the one on the left, then switch over to the one on the right. Then back to the left, then once again back to the right. At this point the shit between their titties should be running thin, you might have to reapply. If not go ahead and shoot a hot steamy load in and around their mouths.
Last years Double Dutch Expressways competition champion was Mike.
by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010
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expressjet

A Houston, TX based U.S. national airline which currently operates a fleet of 274 Embraer Jets, consisting of EMB-135ER, EMB-135LR, EMB-145EP, EMB-145LR, and EMB-145XR variants. Expressjet is consistently a top performer when its performance metrics are measured against other airlines who operate aircraft of a similair size. Expressjet is publicly traded on the new york stock exchange, and their symbol is XJT.

ExpressJet operates approximately 49 of these aircraft with an airline of their own name, serving 24 US cities. Most of their destinations are in the southwestern US, but they serve cities from coast to coast. 10%-20% of those 49 aircraft are typically devoted to charter-only duties at any given time. They also operate 205 aircraft on behalf of Continental Airlines as "Continental Express" out of Cleveland Ohio, Houston Texas, and Newark New Jersey, and an additional 20 aircraft on behalf of Delta Airlines as "Delta Connection" out of LAX.
I took expressjet from Raleigh-Durham North Carolina to San Antonio Texas last week. It was a great flight. They gave me a free headset so I could listen to the complimentary XM satellite radio installed in every seat. I enjoyed their dollar beers and three dollar cocktails, not to mention their meal service, which was again complimentary. Best of all there was no middle seat, I valet checked my bag, and since there were only 50 seats on the plane I didn't have to wait forever to get on and off! I haven't had service this great on an airline in years!
by marsguo1 April 12, 2008
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self expression

The proper term used to discribe when kk and doom give people the Middle Finger.
When the judge asked the reason why KK flicked off the traffic cop, KK stated that he was only expressing himself.
by James Bourne September 10, 2003
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Expresso

The French version of an Italian "Espresso". Weaker, with more water. Often used mistakenly to describe the Italian version and is the target of arch wankers who like to express their superior "correctness".
How to correctly order such a coffee: "Un expresso s'il vous plaît"

Wanker: "It's ESPRESSO, not EXPRESSO"
Frenchman: "Voulez-vous votre café ou pas?"
by Shakeshead October 7, 2013
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expresso

When I order an expresso, I tip based on the interpretive dance that comes with it.
by pbz July 18, 2014
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