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Relationship Resume

A metal list of all of the girls you went out with.Getting into a relationship so it looks good to other girls so that they don't think your a swinger/player.
Guy 1: Hey bro, that's a good girl you got there

Guy 2: Yea, I'd figure she'd look good on the relationship resume.

Guy 1: NICE!
by Guythatusedtocare June 18, 2011
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hypothetical relationship

a relationship that occurs in one's mind, but not actually in reality. can potentially evolve into a slight obsession.
ex.) I just realized that my hypothetical relationship is completely a completely unrealistic situation
by fucshia fishy January 11, 2010
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Boomerang relationship

A relationship that takes place in between a reconciliation with an ex; similar to rebound relationship but with a return to the ex at the end. For example: Person A and Person B break up. Person A then goes on to date Person C. Realizing that the original relationship was better, Person A breaks up with Person C in order to reconcile with Person B.
'I thought that things were pretty good between us but he decided to go back to his ex. So I guess it was a boomerang relationship.
by The_New_Musicologist January 17, 2010
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relationship spammer

A person who hits on many people, unfazed by rebuffs and using the same routine. S/he hopes that one of the targets will jump on board for a one-night stand.
Hey look, remember that guy who gave me a napkin rose? He's over there, folding her one...what a fuckin' relationship spammer.
by wtf79 July 29, 2008
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clitoral erection

Clitoral erection is a physiological
phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged and firm. Clitoral erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is usually, though not exclusively,
associated with sexual arousal.
by lovemehatemebytchez March 3, 2014
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Strip Joint Erection

Something totally useless, like a STRIP JOINT ERECTION that isn't allowed to shoot it's load.
BOB: That Ferrari is so cool.

JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!
by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009
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closed relationship

this type of relationship exists when both individuals mutually agree at not labeling a mainstream relationship. Instead they partake in a closed relationship which is simply two friends who are more than just two friends who enjoy each others company without the labels of boyfriend and girlfriend.
boy1: hey, want to be in a closed relationship?
girl1: ok. lets hang out.
by linkin ice fanny cigarette February 14, 2009
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