Dylan

A boy with a short stumpy chode and one lonesome pube. He's extremely passionate about his opinions, all of which are about food.

Girl#1: can I borrow a pair of tweezers?
Girl#2: yeah why?
Girl#3: I want to wank of dylan.

by bluewaffle June 6, 2017

Dylan

A boy who has a little wee wee

Dylan is a person that smells like chicken

by Gianna millet November 21, 2016

Dylan

A strange boy with Herpeaidabedis

That Dylan is a character

by Eatdemhandscarl December 11, 2016

Dylan

An amazing person with a great personality. She will always make you laugh and is very good looking.

She’s such a Dylan

by Mwnnsjddjjdjfbbdmikealjdhdheue May 29, 2019

Dylan

A Dylan is usually a person with abnormally large quarter nips

Oh my God! Look at his Dylan's!

by Itzshyeboii April 10, 2017

Dylan

The guy that created the universe by masturbating so hard his single sperm created everything we know of. He is also "ascended"

The person who sits next to me in geography class is a Dylan.

by Kailin12 May 13, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is short and cute with brown hair he is my crush but he likes someone else
He is kind and plays football

Dylan

by No one cares😞 February 20, 2019