The state of intoxication when one is unable to get home without assistance from others. Thus, without assistance the drinker would be left homeless.
Man, I was practically homeless drunk last night. Without my sassy gay friend I never would have made it back.
by Sassy Gay Friend April 27, 2010
The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.
Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer
Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.
Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.
by Kaiser Kittu October 31, 2010
Example I was Crunk Drunk walking through the club because you know I don't smoke that shit. I know man that's why I'm Crunk because I do smoke that shit.
by Kyle Blake September 06, 2012
STAN ENHYPEN LOSERS STREAM DRUNK DAZED HELL YEAH LETS FUCK SHIT UP IN THIS BLOODY BIRTHDAY PARTY WOOOOO HOOOOOO
by fviryuta on tt April 26, 2021
1) Not being able to get off and lasting for an extended period of time
2) Not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited
2) Not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited
by Trent November 20, 2004
When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.
by CB0717 October 30, 2007
The origin of this term is shady at best. There once was a man of legend named John who could hold more rum in his belly than any living man. For the first few drinks everything was ok, but as soon as John became drunk...there was nothing anybody could do. Murderous rampages and delightful dancing ensued as John caused widespread panic and partying through the island of Guam.
by nickgash August 06, 2004