Shakespearean Drunk

The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.

Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer

Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.

by Kaiser Kittu November 1, 2010

Drunk Dazed

STAN ENHYPEN LOSERS STREAM DRUNK DAZED HELL YEAH LETS FUCK SHIT UP IN THIS BLOODY BIRTHDAY PARTY WOOOOO HOOOOOO

“Hey have you listened to drunk dazed?”
“What-?”
“Drunk dazed by Enhypen!”
“I’ll listen to it now!”

by fviryuta on tt April 26, 2021

homeless drunk

The state of intoxication when one is unable to get home without assistance from others. Thus, without assistance the drinker would be left homeless.

Man, I was practically homeless drunk last night. Without my sassy gay friend I never would have made it back.

by Sassy Gay Friend April 27, 2010

CRUNK DRUNK

To get belligerent on alcohol to make up for the weed you didn't smoke or never smoked.

Example I was Crunk Drunk walking through the club because you know I don't smoke that shit. I know man that's why I'm Crunk because I do smoke that shit.

by Kyle Blake September 5, 2012

Drunk dick

1) Not being able to get off and lasting for an extended period of time

2) Not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited

Wow d-bag, I had some drunk dick with that chick last night. Damn, I owned that ho. HUGE

by Trent November 19, 2004

Drunk John

The origin of this term is shady at best. There once was a man of legend named John who could hold more rum in his belly than any living man. For the first few drinks everything was ok, but as soon as John became drunk...there was nothing anybody could do. Murderous rampages and delightful dancing ensued as John caused widespread panic and partying through the island of Guam.

Give me another rum n' coke, I'm gonna go Drunk John on your ass.

by nickgash August 5, 2004

Drunk on Restasis

girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.

that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009