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bollock dolphin

1. An exclamation of irritation on the realization that the shops are shut after 5pm on a sunday
2. A dolphin with one testicle.
3. A man (or woman) blessed/curse with genetalia resembling an aquatic mammal, e.g dolphin
4. generic impulsive insult
when standing outside Sainsburys at 5:01pm (Sunday)"oh bollock dolphin, one finds that Sainsburys is closed"

or

*general dolphin noises* - "shit! where did the other one go!....oh no im in a tin (although reasonably priced)...mmmmmm"
by Eli (and James) May 31, 2006
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The Dolphin

A thrusting technique that is most predominantly used in a standing sex position against the wall. This is helpful for guys who have less of a shaft to work with.

Prop yo' chick up against a wall and dramatically thrust your pelvis forward and back, the rest of your body going the opposite direction each time like a dolphin jumping out of the water.
Person 1: Danny and Shaz are really going at it there in the alley...wait is he having a seizure?
Person 2: No, he's just doing The Dolphin
by TippytheHippy May 8, 2019
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Dolphin

The Super-coolness awesome. Used often as a conversation starter, or to fill up space in a sentence if you feel it is completely blank and/or too short.

Popularized by Enrique Acevedo and the Dolphin Squad.
A: "Dude I feel like shit."
B: "Dolphin up and don't be a pussy."

A:" Sup dolphin playa."
B: "Dolphining around y'know bitchazzz"
A: "Aight Dolph, cya around."
by The Dolphin rider. November 23, 2011
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Dolphin

An overly-exploited adjective, used by the masses to describe the way that they are feeling at the present moment in time and space.
Dude! I'm so Dolphin right now!
by xxxDolphinpanda101xxx February 2, 2012
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dolphinize

To urinate on a fan of the opposite team. Taken from the horrific example a few years ago when a group of Oakland Raider fans beat up a Dolphins fan in the bathroom, then proceeded to urinate on him. Typical neanderthal Raider fan behavior.
The Raiders haven't won a meaningful game in years, which results in the fans having to dolphinize opposing fans to gain any satisfaction in life.
by mad genius October 27, 2010
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dolphin call

The dolphin call refers to the one or many of the seven different sounds she makes as you creep up behind her on the "dock" right before you steal her innocence.
Apprehending me in anticipation, she made the dolphin call as I approached her from behind.
by Scintilla Fly May 11, 2008
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dolphin effect

what is acheived when one shaves all of the hair off their bodies. Completely hairless below the neck.
It takes a long time in the shower to maintain that dolphin effect.
by Ashburnite November 2, 2006
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