dirt sheep

One who wears a sheeps wool coat to party. Dances on the d-floor with seven girls petting him. Can be used in replacement of the term "dirt squirrel" when one looks exceptionally dirty. Probably did not wear the coat with any shirt underneith and probably got laid. Would be the perfect outfit for a chilly summers night swine mixer.

He may be dressed like a dirt sheep but that coat sure is a lady slayer.

by kittenlover69 May 9, 2011

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

Dirt Wang

Describes a penis when it is pulled out after anal sex

After I finished in her ass she sucked on my dirt wang

by Alnan July 19, 2012

dirosh

A Dirosh is a tall, dark and handsome creature that all the girls desire. His sharp looks and fast cars could seduce an entire generation of girls, for he is the sexy one.

Typical characteristics of a Dirosh include:
-Spending loads of time perfecting ones hair
-Going to the gym once and thinking he's ripped
-Injury prone

But don't let his calm persona fool you, once you have been lured into his habitat he is transformed into a masterful yet passionately wild lover. A night with a Dirosh is one you will never forget.

Hot Girl: "Hey, who's that fit guy driving the Audi?"

Jealous Guy: "oh, that's Dirosh, aka Big D. He's so money"

by mud14 July 4, 2014

dirt stupid

So stupid...it matches the intelligence level of dirt (Incredibly stupid)

Guy: Did you hear about that girl who got her account deleted? She lost everything!
Guy 2: Yea. She shared with with a person she didn't even know...man that was just dirt stupid!

by Real World April 6, 2015

dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's

That bird is a dirt trap

by A.JC May 6, 2015

Diatoms

Microscopic algae with glass cell walls.

Diatoms are the shit because they produce lots of oxygen for you to breathe!

by Chingchangchongching September 15, 2015