Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025

diddler

a person who diddles or touches someone inappropriately

“Stop diddling me you diddler! I told you to stop touching my butt!”

by freaklar May 2, 2025

Diddler

A diddler is someone who partakes or indulges in peculiar and weird sexual activities or kinks involving the same or opposite gender.

Tracy asked me last night if I could lick her belly button and make dog noises “she’s such a diddler”

by Gooner_spooner12 May 29, 2025

Diddley squat

A person or persons with little of anything, a tiny bit if not no amount of coin, papa, goods, moral fiber, character, class, education, stamina, cupboards bare as backside, nothing except fresh air.

Jack the lad, are we checkin' what flicks to watch while we are walking right past the cinema? Nah! you ten point tosser, I told yar, I ain't got beans, diddley squat, zilch to go see a movie unless we sneak in.

by By Paulton P. Puddington Jnr. June 22, 2025

Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025

doggie diddler

A person who sodomizes a dog.

That doggie diddler is a suck motherfucker!!

by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025

Rainbow diddles

When your dick is shaped in a used shape and you’re sitting next to a guy and you’re jerking off in all hard and then your jizz gets on the other dude

Bro stop rainbow diddling me-Ian
Nah bro I’m hard an shit-odin
Rainbow diddles

by littletwiztwizz January 14, 2026