The art of orally pleasuring oneself sexually. This can be perfected by removing onesribs, enabling the extra flexibility needed for this great achievement.
Jane: Hey John, do you want to go out for dinner tonight?
John: No thanks, I fancy dinner for one tonight.
A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!
"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"