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drunk fuckery

The act of fucking around, preferably outside, whilst drunk off your ass.

Best done with your freaky friends.
Person 1: Abbie what do you want to do today?
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.

Person 1: Incredible!
by Decimal Puss March 16, 2020
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drunk eat

Eating while drunk at the end of drinking. Usually in bed with some nasty fast food.
I stopped at Jack in the Box for tiny tacos after my night of drinking to drunk eat them as a laid in bed.
by Yesitsaword July 2, 2021
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Drunk House Sean

Drunk House Sean: This mythical being is known for his relentless pursuit of good times, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and an occasional puff of the sacred herb. With a charismatic personality and an infectious energy, Drunk House Sean is the life of the party, captivating all with his outlandish dance moves and hilarious antics.

If you happen to encounter this rare species in your urban jungle, embrace the chaos and revel in the madness. Just remember, when in the presence of Drunk House Sean, be prepared for an unforgettable night and a hangover that will leave you questioning your life choices.
"Last night at the party, Drunk House Sean stumbled around, mistaking the kitchen for the bathroom and trying to have a conversation with a potted plant. He was the perfect embodiment of a 'drunk house Sean' – a hilarious combination of a drunk idiot, a perpetual stoner, and someone with the attention span of a goldfish!"
by Kalious September 8, 2023
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Wikipedia drunk

When someone writes something on wikipedia that is completely drunk as fuck and it completely or mostly false.

This was something I found while looking a list of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes.
While looking at a list of AOSTH episodes, I found this:

*0 / 12 November 1987-5 December 1992 "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Pilot Episode" Milton Knight
Sonic is the number one's favourite hedgehog in the planet mobius. He is the number one video game character ever as he saves the day of planet mobius.
Sonic Sez segment: Don't cross the streets looking both ways first

*1 / 23 "Heads Up Sonic!" Bruce Shelly & Reed Shelly
Pilot episode. Sonic gives Tails a full tilt when Scratch falls into a floodway, Sonic rescues him and speeds off.
Sonic Sez segment: Don't drown in rushing waters.

*2 / 9 "Your Stuck Tails!" Robert Askin
When Sonic is in the hopsital after he is severly injured, Tails trys to run but gets his foot stuck on gum after he steps on it, he frees his foot himself. Sonic Sez segment: Don't touch sticky gum, You'll never know what happens.
The way Scratch holds a sign which says "Help" is a reference to the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner.

*3 / 8 "Reference of the Missing Sonic" Bruce Shelly & Reed Shelly
Cocounts kidnaps Sonic and it's up to Tails to stop him, Meanwhile. Robotnik creates a device that can spill water everywhere.
Sonic Sez segment: No References and Kidnapping, It's illegal.
*4 / 17 "Red Wireless 600" Jack Hanrahan & Eleanor Burian-Mohr
Sonic and Tails enter a NASCAR race to win 21,000 dollars to save a city as Robotnik threatens to shut it down.
-Damn Wikipedia drunk.
by Koopenstein Monster March 13, 2010
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rapin drunk

When a girlfriend or other female gets so drunk she forces her boyfriend to have sex with her regardless of surroundings . Often leading to loud noises, back-scratches and unhappy roommates.
She drank half a bottle of bacardi, then dragged her boyfriend in the room... we knew she was rapin drunk
by 1223455132 May 27, 2010
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$500 Drunk

When a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of Captain Morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea.
Damn buddy, you got $500 drunk last night. I cant believe you would be so stupid.
by BFG12 June 11, 2010
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Funny Drunk

Not being able to walk straight due to extreme laughter.
Fred: "Aw man, I watched Harold and Kumar last night"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"
by GokuXiao August 22, 2011
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