dick-loesch

(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.

(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.

Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.

by Rickman January 28, 2007

Dick Down December

Its when girls have to get dick down at least one time through out December, until 12.00 January 1st

Him: its Dick Down December so what u tryna get in to
Her: Oshit i almost forgot

by Carlos1026 November 11, 2018

diluc's dick size

something very very tall/ big.

oh that guy is really tall!
he's diluc's dick size tall! WHOA!

by dickluc July 7, 2021

My Dick

Is non-existent

I am female

My dick is non-existent because I am female

by Sigmaxxing May 8, 2020

son of a dick

A phrase used out of anger, usually in place of "son of a bitch." As it contains no curse words, it's okay to say in public.

Teacher: So don't forget class, your essays are due tomorrow.

Student: Son of a dick! I totally forgot about that.

Teacher: Excuse me! What did you say?

Student: It's okay, I didn't say son of a bitch, I said son of a dick. That's clean.

Teacher: Oh, I see. Never mind.

by smartdude777 September 7, 2009

Dick Appointment

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.

Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...

by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018

Dick-shit

When your lost between calling someone a "dickhead" or "piece of shit" you blurt "dick-shit".

B1- your such a fake.
B2- yeah? Well your a dick-shit..

by Cherry-Ninjaa. July 21, 2014