DementedPanda

A colloquial way of referring to someone as retarded and forgetful that derives from the UK

Dude, stop being a dementedpanda!

by Weng Shen November 29, 2023

Dementia

The best response to anything and everything that seems unhealthy, including laziness/sedentary lifestyle.

Person 1: Omg you gotta try out this freakshake!! They put a whole ass cake on your shake!!
Person 2: Uhh no thanks, that sounds like a recipe for diabetes, and dementia.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna chill at my place and get stoned af?

Guy 2: Nah I'll pass, I don't wanna raise my risk of dementia

User 1: Do you play league?

User 2: Does it look like I want dementia?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 8, 2023

Dementia

Dementia is a general term for the impaired ability to remember, think, or make decisions that interferes with doing everyday activities. Alzheimer's disease is the most common type of dementia.

Dementia is a general term for the impaired ability to remember, think, or make decisions that interferes with doing everyday activities

Dementia is... Nvm i forgot.

What was i talking about again?

Person 1: Sorry man, I have dementia.
Person 2: Oh really? I've never met someonr with dementia before.
Person 1: What? I never said I have dementia.

by menlover_ March 13, 2024

dementard

Dementard - an individual who is both demented and retarded.

Joe Biden slept during his last interview again because he’s a “dementard”.

by Hoop619 May 14, 2024

Dementia

What you might die from. But don’t worry about it. You’ll forget eventually.

“Oh no. He has dementia. Poor dude.”

“Who’s dementia?”

by Sparkmaker12 June 5, 2024

Demetrakas

A Gay or Lesbian person that is obviously gay or lesbian, but insists on staying in the closet even though everyone that knows this person is aware of it, and accepts it.

You know Irene from HR?

Yeah, I know Irene.
She is such a demetrakas, I mean clearly she munches carpet, why hide it?
I dont know man, she loves to muff dive, but hides it like a demetrakas.

by Phxjrf June 8, 2024

Dementiatic

Someone with dementia

Your dementiatic ass already forgot?

by Milk-Duds June 13, 2024